Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Aging Jokes Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie “At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns The nice thing about being senile is you can hide… Read More
ANIMAL FUNNIES Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted. Q: Why did the fish blush? A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom. SPRING QUOTE
SPRING FUNNIES Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky? A. During Ape-ril showers! Q: Why are trees very forgiving? A. Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/springjokes.html
Funnies You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn’t spread it. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone, not laptop, no tablet. He just sat drinking coffee, like a psychopath. Winter Thoughts “No… Read More
Funnies Q: Where does the king keep his armies? A: In his sleevies. Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don’t know, and I don’t care. Sometimes I use big words I don’t really understand to make me seem more photosynthesis. Winter Thoughts “While I relish our warm months, winter forms our… Read More
Funnies Q: What was the more important invention that the first telephone? A: The second one. Three cows were talking in a field. Cow #1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow #2: Good think I’m a helicopter. Cow #3: I don’t believe it! A talking cow. Two mice were chewing… Read More
Funnies Q: What do you call an emotional marshmallow? A: Mallow Dramatic. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosohers who need a hug. I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore. Winter Thoughts
Kathleen S Evenhouse 