Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. Food for Thought “God loves each of… Read More
Very Punny! Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they… Read More
Time to Groan Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world. Food for… Read More
I used to have a handle on life – but mine broke. I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Out of my mind, back in five minutes. Ever stop to think? and forget to start again? The trouble with life is…there’s no background music. A picture is worth a thousand words, but… Read More
Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail? A: He had a brush with the law. Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling? A: I got you covered. Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? A: With a bowl of “Surreal” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/painterjokes.html Spring “For happiness one needs security, but joy… Read More
Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter? A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music. Q: Did you hear about the artist who died? A: Too many strokes. Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings? A: In a mooooseum. Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum? A: They… Read More
Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The elf-a-bet. Q. How do bees get to school? A. On a school buzz. Q. What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk? A. Law and Odor Spring “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 