Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do space cows say? A: Mooooooon Q: What do teeth and trees have in common? A. They both have roots? Q: What do you call a country, when all the the cars in it are pink? A: A pink carnation Winter Quotes “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of… Read More
Q: Want to know what makes me smile? A: Face Muscles Q: Why can’t the T Rex clap his hands. A. He’s dead. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Because they are so hard to iron. Winter Quotes “Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a… Read More
Very Punny The invention of the shovel was ground-breaking. But the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation. Come on, it was the invention of the wheel that really got things rolling. ~ from funsubstance.com Winter Quotes: “I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so… Read More
You know you’re from Iowa when you listen to the weather report before getting dressed in the morning. I don’t need a coat—I’m from Iowa. Oh, the weather outside can bite me, And my car won’t start to spite me, And I can’t feel any of my toes. Winter snows, Winter snows, Winter snows. Giving… Read More
Q: How do bees get to school? A: They ride the buzz. Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Because somebody stepped on its mouse. Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake. You know you’re from NW Iowa when 5 degrees in January seems… Read More
Q: How did the farmer find his wife? A: He tractor. Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow? A: A steak out. Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A: A milk dud. Give Thanks We must learn to appreciate life. Someone is sitting in the shade… Read More
Q: What does a farmer talk about while he’s milking the cows? A: Udder Nonsense. Q: What goes “ooooo, oooo, oooo”? A: A cow with no lips. I come from a town where a traffic jam is five cars behind a tractor. Give Thanks When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light,… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 