You need to read the answer with an accent. Live like Minions: laugh aloud all day without any reason and annoy all the mean people with your happiness. Q Why do people say “break a leg” before you go on stage? A Because every play has a cast. Q How does a train… Read More
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If you’re still puzzled, Google Napoleon’s birthplace. But if you have to do that, you’ll just say, “Ohhhhh.” You won’t laugh, but you’ll get it. The following scientific Shakespearean plot is brought to you by: gosciencegirls.com Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein. Dear Maths, I’m tired of finding… Read More
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If you don’t get it, say the punch line out loud. If you still don’t get it, you’ll have to read The Communist Manifesto. Did you realize that the word “bed” actually looks like one? Shazzam moment: When you realize your age is the number of times you went around the sun. Q How does… Read More
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Give it a minute—game players and history buffs, the joke above is for you. The following riddles are from http://www.rd.com: Q What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? A “Curses! Foil again!” Q Why is the letter the most like a flower? A Because the B is after it.… Read More
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Occupational Hymns from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ Astronaut: “Nearer My God, To Thee” ~ Baker: “I Need Thee Every Hour” ~ Barber: “A Parting Hymn We Sing” ~ Baseball Batter: “Seek Thee First” ~ Builder: “How Firm A Foundation” and “The Church’s One Foundation” ~ Canoeist: “Flow, River, Flow” ~ Carpenter: “The Nail Scarred Hand” ~ Children’s… Read More
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List of Hymns for Today: from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ “Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound” ~ “Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word” ~ “Praise God from whom All Affirmations Flow” ~ “Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me” ~ “When Peace, Like a Trickle” ~ “We Give Thee but Still Think We Own” ~ “What… Read More
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Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A: Open-toad Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems. (Ain’t that the truth?) Q: What did one elevator say to another elevator: A: I think I’m coming down with something. There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 