Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A; Fish and ships. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
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Couldn’t watch the whole movie, but liked the joke. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. A magician was walking down the… Read More
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This picture pun is specially for my graphic design and layout friends. A garage sale is actually often a Garbage sale but the “b” is silent. There was a prison break and I saw a very short man climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, “Well, that’s a little… Read More
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I hope that songs sticks in your head all morning. Q: What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? A: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.
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Originally I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurtie. Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation? A: A rain of terror.
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Q: Which day do chickens hate the most? A: Friday. Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 