Q: What do you get if you squash a house? A: A flat. Q: Why should you always wear two pairs of socks when golfing?A: In case you get a hole in one. I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.I admit it was a Rocky Road.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do you get if you squash a house? A: A flat. Q: Why should you always wear two pairs of socks when golfing?A: In case you get a hole in one. I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.I admit it was a Rocky Road.
When I was young, I was poor.Now I am no longer young. Q: How do you make an egg roll?A: You push it. Not a good day.I lost my balance on an escalator and fell downstairs for 2 hours. Jedis love analogies.Metaphors be with you.
Join me in the book of Ephesians on Wednesdays. I’ll be reading through this epistle and doodling what I’m hearing. I will use some doodles from previous reads as well as some new ones that I draw this time through. I am in a new place and stage of life as I’m reading through it… Read More
In the parable of the sower, Jesus uses types of soil to represent different character types and the development of their relationship with him. Do you see yourself in this story? Are you the same kind of soil that you were years ago? “Listen! A farmer went out to plant some seed. As he scattered it… Read More
I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me. Q: What do you call newborns over 9 pounds?A. Chubby Infantry I hate daylight savings time so much…I actually lost sleep over it. These pretty faces will be peeking at you soon.
Don’t let anyone drive you crazy.You are close enough, and the walk will do you good. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?You take away their little brooms. I bet Waldo owed some people money.You don’t get that good at hiding for no reason.
Q. What did the tin man say when he got run over by a steam roller?A. Curses! Foil again. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Q. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards during his performance?A. He… Read More