Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I ate a box of thin mints, and I didn’t get thinner.I don’t think they work. I’ve written a song about tortillas.Actually, I think it’s more of a wrap. My family asked me to stop telling them Thanksgiving jokes.But I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey.
What did the frustrated farmer say after all of his hay bales were stolen?“This is the last straw!” How much space is needed for fungi to grow?As mushroom as possible. I asked for shortbread at the bakery.They told they didn’t make it any longer.
If I was an Internal Revenue Service Auditor, would I see debt people? I’m a Knot-for-Profit. I tie shoes professionally. I just took my sick boat to the doc. A drummer on the Lawrence Welk show just had twin daughters.He named them Anna-1 and Anna-2.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?A: A really slow-poke. Q: What do you get when you haul hogs in a semi?A: Pulled Pork Q: What do you get when the Jedi takes a bubble bath?A: Soapy Wan Kenobi Q: What do you call it when two snails get… Read More
This was the theme at my father’s funeral in 1993. The song “Welcome Home” was written by my brother Dave on the night my father died. Three of my brothers sang it at the funeral.
I tried making reservations at the library, but they were all booked. Photo by Ed Robertson on Unsplash “There is a good reason why I don’t ever sit beside a pool any more.”~ Marco Polo Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash
If you are addicted to sea weed, sea kelp. Photo by Caleb Kastein on Unsplash Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: Because he had the knight off. Steven King has a son named Joe.I’m not joking, but he is. Q: What is mitosis?A: Those things at the end of my feetsis.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 