Knock, knock!Who’s there?Fido.Fido who?Fido known you were home, I’d have brought a cake. Knock, knock!Who’s thereHackett.Hackette who?I can’t Hackette-I’m going home. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Oldest Son.Oldest Son who?Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home. (You must sing the last line.)
Live Life Laughing: Science
Q: What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?A: A π-thon Q: What do you call it when you parry a sword stroke from a semi-aquatic mammal?A: Parry the platypus Q: What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?A: mitosis
Kathie’s Roman Digs (Week 10-Romans 2:17-29)
Can people tell what you believe about God from the way you live your life? Do those that watch you wonder what it is that makes you different from the world? These were the kinds of questions Paul asked the Roman Christians in this letter? Not one to skirt around a touchy subject, Paul jumps… Read More
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Labratory Jokes:If you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly.Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.No experiment is a complete failure. At least it can serve as a negative example. Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?A: Never lick the spoon! Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?A. They’re cheaper than day rates
Live Life Laughing: Science
“Online Money” has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.The proposed name is: Un-obtainium. Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?A: One molar solution. Q: What do you call a clown who’s in jail?A: A silicon.
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Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist? A: He took his wife for granite so she left himhttp://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html Q: How did the geology student drown? A: His grades were below C-levelhttp://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html
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You don’t like plant jokes? What stomata with you! Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?A: The nucleus Q: What did the femur say to the patella? A: I kneed you.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 