Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?How did it go?It went OK2! Why do chemists like nitrates so much?They’re cheaper than day rates. Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon .
Q. Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food? A. Brrrrrr-itos. Q. What exactly is a New Year’s resolution?A. It’s a to-do list for the first week of January.
George came one night carrying a tiny, branchless tree. Attached to a lone limb was a shotgun shell. “This is for you,” he told his wife.“All right, George,” said his wife. “What is it?”“Why, honey.” George smiled, “it’s a cartridge in a bare tree.” Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?A. Because he had very… Read More
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” ~ Joseph Conrad ” Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” ~Jim Carrey Neither man nor woman is perfect or complete without the other. Thus, no marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to… Read More
Disagreements happen. The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well, how much… Read More
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt? A: Steven Seagull. Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?A: A polygon
Kathleen S Evenhouse 