Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Why don’t oysters give to charities? A: Because they’re shellfish. Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It’s okay. He woke up. Q: How do you when it’s been raining cats and dogs. A: When you step in a poodle. Winter Quotes: “Because the birdsong might be pretty, But it’s not… Read More
Q: If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is the most likely to get killed? A: The conductor Q: What did the fisherman say to the musician? A: Pick a cod, any cod. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a Nobel prize. Winter Quotes “If we had no winter, the spring would not be so… Read More
Q: What building has the most stories? A: The library Q: What can honk without a horn? A: A goose Q: What can clap without hands? A: Thunder Winter Quotes “My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.” ― George R.R. Martin, A Feast… Read More
Q: What do space cows say? A: Mooooooon Q: What do teeth and trees have in common? A. They both have roots? Q: What do you call a country, when all the the cars in it are pink? A: A pink carnation Winter Quotes “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of… Read More
Q: Want to know what makes me smile? A: Face Muscles Q: Why can’t the T Rex clap his hands. A. He’s dead. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Because they are so hard to iron. Winter Quotes “Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a… Read More
Very Punny The invention of the shovel was ground-breaking. But the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation. Come on, it was the invention of the wheel that really got things rolling. ~ from funsubstance.com Winter Quotes: “I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so… Read More
You know you’re from Iowa when you listen to the weather report before getting dressed in the morning. I don’t need a coat—I’m from Iowa. Oh, the weather outside can bite me, And my car won’t start to spite me, And I can’t feel any of my toes. Winter snows, Winter snows, Winter snows. Giving… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 