Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What does a farmer talk about while he’s milking the cows? A: Udder Nonsense. Q: What goes “ooooo, oooo, oooo”? A: A cow with no lips. I come from a town where a traffic jam is five cars behind a tractor. Give Thanks When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light,… Read More
You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. ~thematapicture.com I was going to do that, but then you told me to… I didn’t know I had OCD until I watched my kids hang ornaments on the tree wherever they wanted. @simoncholland Don’t give up… Read More
I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things. ~Thematapicture.com I’m just waiting to see if my coffee uses its power for good or evil today. You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella. Giving Thanks Thankfulness creates gratitude which generates contentment that causes peace. ~Todd Stocker
Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das is not good. I told you I’d be ready in 5 minutes. Stop calling me every half hour. If you don’t remember my name, just say “dark chocolate,” and I’ll turn around. Give Thanks Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with… Read More
Q: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? There’s a fine line between a numerator and denominator. A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ‘No, I’m travelling light.’ It’s Fall! Autumn, the year’s last, loveliest smile. ~William… Read More
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire When I was a kid I was made to walk the plank, we couldn’t afford a dog. Q: Why does Norway put bar codes on all it’s ships? A: So they can Scandinavian. Jokes found on… Read More
Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event. I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 