Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!2 Corinthians 5:17
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!2 Corinthians 5:17
Even though Iowa is experiencing one of warmest winters since we have moved here in 1992, my husband and I still chose to go south to Missouri for a week in early March. After a seven-hour drive, we are seeing many more signs of early spring: more green grass, a few daffodils, and budding trees.… Read More
What is the weatherman’s favorite food in winter?Brrr-itos! What did the icy road say to the car?Want to go for a spin? What do you call a ghost in the winter?Cas-brrrr. What did the tree say after a long, cold winter?What a re-leaf! find this jokes and more on thepioneerwoman.com
Q: What do you call an old snowman?A: Water Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?A: They wear snowcaps. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?A: Frost-bite
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?A SQUIDnapper. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody! What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell. Where do penguins go to the movies?At the DIVE-in! What falls… Read More
Funnies I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil. You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge is so cold. Winter Thoughts “Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the… Read More
So, Iowa has this reputation of being wholesome, but totally boring. Couldn’t be farther from the truth, at least not in my mind. And this isn’t a joke, but you may feel like smiling. Funnies Don’t be sad, because sad spelled backward is das, and das is not good. Q: How do I like my… Read More