Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Do you know why British people all pronounce the word as “Bri’ish?”Because they drank all the “t” Every day I take my cow and a walk through the vineyard.I herd it through the grapevine. Penguins produce an oil that helps their feather retain warmth.So, it follows that an oily bird gets the warm. Doctor: Do… Read More
How are we interacting in our homes? Is this where we are the most caring and generous? Or do we save that for everyone else? Love those you live with. Listening and Doing 19 Understand this, my dear brothers and sisters: You must all be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to get angry. 20 Human… Read More
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire. There’s a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.~ Albert Sloan I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. ~ Gary… Read More
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank. I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.” “A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.”~ Baltasar… Read More
A good pun is its own reword. Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Have you ever tried to describe a color to someone? Any success? “Dark green” or “light green” aren’t much help. And “chartreuse” is a word unknown to many. Geoff Nunberg’s commentary on Fresh Air states that the political words and phrases we’re hearing and using constantly are just as difficult when it comes to pinning down an… Read More
“Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” NOT TRUE! Researchers have shown that the same area of the brain lights up—the interior cingulate gyrus—when you experience hurtful words as it does when you experience physical pain. Words are real—they enter your brain as electro-magnetic forces; they become thoughts. Every… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 