Q: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these jeans make me look fat? If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine. Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these jeans make me look fat? If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine. Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
Coloring with pencils or gel pens is one of the ways I like to relax. Most of these pictures come from Waterbrook coloring books and are the works of a variety of artists. Their creativity has given me the opportunity to dwell on the meaning of the words while coloring.
My father died slowly—nine excruciating months after being diagnosed with a brain tumor. When well-meaning friends tried to comfort me with “it is God’s will,” I was furious. Surely God did not intend such torture for my father or his family. We had tried for a cure with everything that Western medicine had to offer—had… Read More
This sentence contains exactly threee erors. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?He will stop at nothing to avoid them. A photon is going through airport security. The agent asks, “Do you have any luggage?”The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Coloring with colored pencils or gel pens is one of the ways I like to relax. Most of these pictures come from Waterbrook coloring books and are the works of a variety of artists. Their creativity has given me the opportunity to dwell on the meaning of the words while coloring.
Has this whole Covid issue made fear your constant companion? Have life’s circumstances got you down? Have you been trying to grab hold of your faith, but can’t find it? The answer to these issues is not to be braver, stronger, or to try harder. The answer is to focus on God.Here are some suggestions… Read More