This picture pun is specially for my graphic design and layout friends. A garage sale is actually often a Garbage sale but the “b” is silent. There was a prison break and I saw a very short man climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, “Well, that’s a little… Read More
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I hope that songs sticks in your head all morning. Q: What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? A: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
Bet you didn’t know this about extroverts.
Are you an extrovert or an introvert who lives with one? This great blog hits it on the head: http://curlswagg.tumblr.com/post/41032444137/10-things-your-extrovert-friends-want-you-to-know Here are some truths about me that are listed in the above post: One of my love languages (a way I feel loved) is words of affirmation. (See #2) Even thought I talk a lot, I really want to… Read More
Who’s in control: you or the clock?
How do you mark off your days? By the clock, a to-do list, or a busy schedule? In modern Western culture, we live and breathe the phrase, “Time is money.” We rehearse and rehash our daily routines, reschedule our meeting and double-check our lists, and hurry from one thing to another prompted by the clock and alarms. Recently my husband… Read More
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.
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Originally I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurtie. Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation? A: A rain of terror.
Parents of Picky Eaters Unite
“Food and love are so bound up, it’s sometimes hard to see where the sugar ends and the love begins.” Bee Wilson, author The First Bite: How We Learn to Eat Mothers, did you know that what you eat while you are pregnant affects your babies likes and dislikes for food? Yes, if you love… Read More
