Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. ~BagFaceMan, England Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.” A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby… Read More
Q What’s the tallest building in your city? A The library, because it has the most stories. Q You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means? A You matter. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. Quote on humor: “Everyone… Read More
A detective asks an eye witness to tell what she saw. “Just the facts, Ma’am.” The woman gives a careful accounting of what had just transpired. A man who had been across the street also relates what he had witnessed. However, there are subtle variations in their reports even though both try to recall and repeat what they had seen without… Read More
If Shaquile O’Neal was a banana, he’d be Shaquille O’Peal. If Shaquile O’Neal was a shade of blue-green, he’d be Shaquille O’Teal. If Shaquile O’Neal was a thief, he’d be Shaquille O’Steal. If Shaquile O’Neal was overly emotional, he’d be Shaquille O’Feel. “I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my… Read More
In his book, The Saving Life of Christ, Ian Thomas paints a delightful metaphor. Christians are representatives of God—just like hands fitting into gloves. It is his hands that are inside the gloves—which represent us. People see the gloves, how they move, and how they feel. They experience the gloves squeeze theirs in handshakes and appreciate… Read More
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve. “Hearty laughter is a good way to… Read More
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!” A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 