Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
If Shaquile O’Neal was a banana, he’d be Shaquille O’Peal. If Shaquile O’Neal was a shade of blue-green, he’d be Shaquille O’Teal. If Shaquile O’Neal was a thief, he’d be Shaquille O’Steal. If Shaquile O’Neal was overly emotional, he’d be Shaquille O’Feel. “I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my… Read More
In his book, The Saving Life of Christ, Ian Thomas paints a delightful metaphor. Christians are representatives of God—just like hands fitting into gloves. It is his hands that are inside the gloves—which represent us. People see the gloves, how they move, and how they feel. They experience the gloves squeeze theirs in handshakes and appreciate… Read More
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve. “Hearty laughter is a good way to… Read More
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!” A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”… Read More
I love people. I need to be around people. Can’t wait to meet someone new. Can’t wait to have a good talk with an old friend. Even my preferred place to write is in a coffee shop filled with people: talking, slurping, laughing… Pella, Iowa, just enjoyed its annual three-day highlight–Tulip Time. The town is full… Read More
Are there books in the Bible that you avoid? I’ll have to admit I have a few, like Revelation and Isaiah. Why? Because I never know what they’re talking about. While I can appreciate all the word pictures, I feel like one of the disciples who asked Jesus (I’m sure with exasperation), “Why do you… Read More
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 