A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. When two egotists meet, it’s an “I” for an “I.” A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. ~ http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for… Read More
Smiling Faces, Inside Fury
“Many of us revel in inauguration traditions, the chance to glimpse the famous and powerful,” NPR’s Shankar Vedantam explains. “Yet we humans have another side to our psychology. It’s a darker side that enjoys nothing more than seeing the powerful topple from their pedestals.” “Angry. Sad. Frustrated. Really sick of it.” Those are just are… Read More
Live Life Laughing
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ~courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Joy in looking and comprehending is nature’s most beautiful gift.” ~ Albert Einstein ~courtesy of http://www.brainyquote.com
Live Life Laughing
I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. ~These puns and your laughter courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain… To feel the freedom that comes… Read More
Just don’t call me by the dog’s name.
“Hey, you!” Who mixes up names more than anyone else? Mothers do, and I’m a prime example. I’ve even been known to call my children, and now my grandchildren, by the dog’s name…and they’ll never let me forget it. “When people used the wrong name, overwhelmingly the name that was used was in the same… Read More
Live Life Laughing
A contest between church choirs is a battle of the choral see. Weight loss pills lost this morning—police say suspects are still at large. more at: http://www.puns-of-the-day.com Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!” Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.” more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/3#sthash.EKAV31cc.dpuf Quote about humor: “Life is too important to take seriously.”… Read More
Best Adoption Ever!
Who are you? I’m not asking for your name. Nor am I asking what you do for a living. Do you know who you are? This is an essential question, because your words, feelings, and actions come out of your beliefs. Who you believe you are affects everything. Your behavior doesn’t determine your identity. Your mistakes, failures, and… Read More
