I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. ~These puns and your laughter courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain… To feel the freedom that comes… Read More
Just don’t call me by the dog’s name.
“Hey, you!” Who mixes up names more than anyone else? Mothers do, and I’m a prime example. I’ve even been known to call my children, and now my grandchildren, by the dog’s name…and they’ll never let me forget it. “When people used the wrong name, overwhelmingly the name that was used was in the same… Read More
Live Life Laughing
A contest between church choirs is a battle of the choral see. Weight loss pills lost this morning—police say suspects are still at large. more at: http://www.puns-of-the-day.com Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!” Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.” more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/3#sthash.EKAV31cc.dpuf Quote about humor: “Life is too important to take seriously.”… Read More
Best Adoption Ever!
Who are you? I’m not asking for your name. Nor am I asking what you do for a living. Do you know who you are? This is an essential question, because your words, feelings, and actions come out of your beliefs. Who you believe you are affects everything. Your behavior doesn’t determine your identity. Your mistakes, failures, and… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Why don’t some couples go to the gym. Because some relationships don’t work out. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. Good thing it was a soft drink. more at: http://www.pun-of-theday.com Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew… Read More
we shared a birthday
Holidays bring memories. My mother-in-law loved the Christmas season. Decorations, special meals, kolaches, and presents. No one enjoyed giving presents as much as she did. And we shared a birthday—what fun that had. I still miss her most on our birthday. This is a poem I wrote for her and shared it with her friends at… Read More
Live Life Laughing
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!” A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 