Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo? A: Because it was full of cheetahs. Q: Did you hear the song about the tortilla? A: Actually, it was more of a wrap. Music Quotes: “If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live… Read More
Q. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A. I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Q: Why to we tell actors to “break a leg?” A: Because every play has a cast.
Q: What happened when the ship carrying the red paint and the ship carrying the blue paint crashed into an island? A: The sailors were marooned. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn’t complain. The… Read More
Q: Do you want to know what makes me smile? A: Face muscles One tectonic plate bumped into another, and said, “Sorry. My fault.” Q: Why aren’t tectonic plates allowed in the mattress store? A: Because they make the bedrock. Summer Quotes: Turn your face to the sun, and the shadows fall behind you.… Read More
Q: Why did the cucumber call 911. A: He was in a pickle. Q: My teacher told me I would never amount to much because I procrastinate. A: I told her, “Just you wait!” Q: Why aren’t koalas actually bears? A: Because they don’t meet the koalifications. Summer Quotes “We have too many quizzes in… Read More
Q. What is brown and sticky? A: a stick I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible! A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?” Summer Quotes The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture… Read More
The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar. I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: He neverlands. Q: Why don’t cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry. Q: What do… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 