Please excuse me; today’s bad decision is not going to make itself.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Please excuse me; today’s bad decision is not going to make itself.
Elvis Costella and Abba will be touring together, but they haven’t figured out who will be the headliner yet. So watch for Abba and Costello to see “Who’s on first?” If that joke didn’t make sense, watch the video below. England doesn’t have a Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Want to frighten the newest generation?Give them a rotary phone, an analog watch, and a tv with no remote. Q: Why is a camel sand-colored?A: Camelflage I bet you would be really motivated to diet if the weight you lost went to someone you don’t like. My stomach is feeling iffy…I’m going to send a… Read More
Why do I bother with silly, groan-worthy, nothing blogs on Fridays that focus on things that induce laughter–at least they make me laugh. Because I don’t want to live without it–life needs more than just endurance. I want to look for things that bring a smile, a chuckle, and outright laughter. And it’s always more… Read More
My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday.I’m getting some weird looks as I walk down the street. Q. What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?A. My-feet-are-saurus. Learning to walk in high heels really kept me on my toes.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents. Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: Game of Clones Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots. Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A: With Ewokie Talkiessource: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html