Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. It’s Fall!… Read More
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have… Read More
Q: What do you call bears with no ears? A: B I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.” Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says,… Read More
from The Chive
from Sizzle
ONE-LINERS from Reddit He said he lost the calculator and had nothing to add. “Indecisive” is my favorite word; actually, no it isn’t. I was going to make a belt out of old watches, but I thought, nah, that’s a waist of time. All those with telekinetic powers raise my hand. SMILE Smile because you… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 