Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I can’t tell you what say to a woman when she is angry. But I can tell you, it’s not” “Whatever, Pippi Wrongstocking.” Bruce Lee has a brother who lives in Pennsylvania. His name is Phil Lee.Did you know Bruce Lee’s brother is a vegetarian? His name is Broco Lee.Bruce Lee has a faster, older… Read More
Did you watch that movie about hot dogs?It was an Oscar Wiener. (I like my trophies with mustard.) My best recipe for an upside-down cake. It’s super easy.1. Make a cake from a box.2. While carrying it, trip over the dog. I wonder if the person who came up with the phrase, “One Hit Wonder,”… Read More
Sorry, not genetically predisposed to folding laundry. What do you call a deer who can write with both their left and right hooves?Bambidextrous. If I have to put my coffee down, the answer is “NO!”
What do you call a paper airplane that refuses to fly? Stationery. How many pieces of candy corn do you think you will eat before you ask youself: “I wonder what a candle would taste like?” Morning: Too tired to thinkNoon: Still thought impaired.Supper time: Leave something in the microwave til the end of the… Read More
I never finish anything.I have a black belt in Partial Arts. An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. I did a little mechanics work today—I’m so good at this.I put a rear end in a recliner.
What do you call an attractive monster?Pretty scary. Bean bag chairs are Venus Flytraps for anyone over 40. The difference between me and Superman is this:He has super vision. I require supervision.
The PAST TENSE of William Shakespeareis WOULDIWAS SHOOKSPEARED. Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits I have tasted so far. Tell me, what even is atheism?A non-prophet organization.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 