Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
If you say gullible really slowly,it sounds like orange. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips.Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. NASA is launching a satellite to say “sorry” to the aliens.They’re call it the Apollo G.
English puns make me feel numb.But math puns make me feel number. Today’s DEEP THOUGHT: When you clean out avacuum cleaner, You become a vacuum cleaner. The word queue is ironic.It is just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. My husband fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport.Thanksfully, he… Read More
“I don’t respond to politics on social media,” except I forgot the rule I’d made (I am a learn-through-experience person). I’m more than happy to engage personally, which I do on a regular basis with those who agree and disagree with my opinions. But the barrage, the continuous volley of buckshot, that followed my response… Read More
I just bought a sweet car online.It was previously owned by Neil Diamond. I tried to walk like an Egyptian,and now I need to see a Cairo practor. What happens with a microscope crashes into a telescope?They kaleidoscope. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even.
I don’t keep a daily journal, but if I did, this story would be in it with top billing. It truly happened, but I added my running mental commentary.After all, it;s my journal. Early on the Saturday morning after Christmas, our footsteps and the scrape-thump of John’s walker echoed in empty hospital halls. As we… Read More
“Stop it with all the corny jokes!” “What you gonna do? Call the crops?” Ever had one of those day when you are holding a stick,and everybody looks like a pinata? Try to remember, the greener grass across the fencemay be due to a septic tank issue. Imagine if you will: a athiest stuck at… Read More
You can’t earn your way to heaven,but God will give you a pre-paid ticket. “Come. Sit down. Let’s argue this out.” This is God’s Message:“If your sins are blood-red, they’ll be snow-white.If they’re red like crimson, they’ll be like wool. (!saiah 1:18, The Message)
Kathleen S Evenhouse 