Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Parenting is mastering the art of a one-minute-poop and a half-a-minute shower! There are three kinds of grocery shoppers: “The ones who pick up all the healthy things; then the ones who pick up all the junk, and then the ones who end up running around the aisles picking up their kids!” When two of… Read More
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. ~ A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
Knock, knock!Who’s there?Fido.Fido who?Fido known you were home, I’d have brought a cake. Knock, knock!Who’s thereHackett.Hackette who?I can’t Hackette-I’m going home. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Oldest Son.Oldest Son who?Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home. (You must sing the last line.)
Q: What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?A: A π-thon Q: What do you call it when you parry a sword stroke from a semi-aquatic mammal?A: Parry the platypus Q: What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?A: mitosis
Can people tell what you believe about God from the way you live your life? Do those that watch you wonder what it is that makes you different from the world? These were the kinds of questions Paul asked the Roman Christians in this letter? Not one to skirt around a touchy subject, Paul jumps… Read More
Labratory Jokes:If you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly.Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.No experiment is a complete failure. At least it can serve as a negative example. Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?A: Never lick the spoon! Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?A. They’re cheaper than day rates
“Online Money” has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.The proposed name is: Un-obtainium. Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?A: One molar solution. Q: What do you call a clown who’s in jail?A: A silicon.
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