I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. ~These puns and your laughter courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain… To feel the freedom that comes… Read More
Life’s a Daily Ditty
The song was clear this week, a Smokey Row refrain chirping its tune day after day. Working as a barista in the early morning hours, studying in a booth until they kick me out to close, and writing inside these walls this week, I am inspired to share with you this beautiful piece of music:… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!” A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? A: I don’t know but I wouldn’t milk it. Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath.… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Have you ever wondered: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate! “The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.” Bennett… Read More
our attitude fine-tunes our lives
What comes first: the thought or the action? We sometimes make the excuse, “I wasn’t thinking.” or “I did it before I thought.” In reality, that can’t happen. We may have not had a specific thought like, “I am going to kick the cat.” However, your attitude, your habitual pattern of thoughts, precipitates your action. The… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. “Seven days without laughter… Read More
