Q: What do you call a cow with three legs? A: Lean beef If someone calls you ugly say, “Excuuuse me! I am not a mirror.” ~Funny Minions Q: You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? A: Yes, Why? Q: It states that anything that can go wrong will, but have you heard of Cole’s law?… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she’ll let it go. Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? A: He pasta way. Quote on Joy Speak of your joy. Often. ~Daniellelaporte.com
Live Life Laughing
No, really! I’m being serious here… At bedtime children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug. I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder and harder to ignore. Q: What do you call an obese psychic. A: A four-chin teller. Sayings about Joy… “Joy is a net of… Read More
Be a Lighthouse
What do you want to be? I want to be a Lighthouse! Okay, not literally, but that’s the purpose of my life. What is a lighthouse without a light? It is the lamp of the lighthouse that defines its very purpose for being. The light radiates in all directions out for others to see—a warning of danger,… Read More
Live Life Laughing
No, really! I’m being serious here… Be decisive. Right or wrong. The road is paved with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a desision. Follow your brain, but take your heart with you. ~ Alfred Adler Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “m” is silent. Quote about joy… “Find out where joy resides… Read More
What’s the big deal about Easter?
Would you be willing to die for me? Would I be willing to die for you? Jesus was and did! That’s what makes this Good Friday. Does that mean you won’t die a physical death? No, we are human, and we will all die. But what then? Jesus defeated death. That’s where his death and… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What did the hunter say when the polar bear ate his sled dog? A: “Well, doggone!” Q: What is the difference between Santa Claus and a warm sled dog? A: Santa wears a whole suit – a dog just pants! Q: Where are sled dogs trained? A: In the mush-room! “From the moment I… Read More
