A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. When two egotists meet, it’s an “I” for an “I.” A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. ~ http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for… Read More
Live Life Laughing
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ~courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Joy in looking and comprehending is nature’s most beautiful gift.” ~ Albert Einstein ~courtesy of http://www.brainyquote.com
Live Life Laughing
I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. ~These puns and your laughter courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain… To feel the freedom that comes… Read More
Life’s a Daily Ditty
The song was clear this week, a Smokey Row refrain chirping its tune day after day. Working as a barista in the early morning hours, studying in a booth until they kick me out to close, and writing inside these walls this week, I am inspired to share with you this beautiful piece of music:… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!” A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? A: I don’t know but I wouldn’t milk it. Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath.… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Have you ever wondered: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate! “The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.” Bennett… Read More
