Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? A: I don’t know but I wouldn’t milk it. Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath.… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Have you ever wondered: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate! “The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.” Bennett… Read More
our attitude fine-tunes our lives
What comes first: the thought or the action? We sometimes make the excuse, “I wasn’t thinking.” or “I did it before I thought.” In reality, that can’t happen. We may have not had a specific thought like, “I am going to kick the cat.” However, your attitude, your habitual pattern of thoughts, precipitates your action. The… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. “Seven days without laughter… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Occupational Hymns from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ Astronaut: “Nearer My God, To Thee” ~ Baker: “I Need Thee Every Hour” ~ Barber: “A Parting Hymn We Sing” ~ Baseball Batter: “Seek Thee First” ~ Builder: “How Firm A Foundation” and “The Church’s One Foundation” ~ Canoeist: “Flow, River, Flow” ~ Carpenter: “The Nail Scarred Hand” ~ Children’s… Read More
Live Life Laughing
List of Hymns for Today: from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ “Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound” ~ “Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word” ~ “Praise God from whom All Affirmations Flow” ~ “Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me” ~ “When Peace, Like a Trickle” ~ “We Give Thee but Still Think We Own” ~ “What… Read More
take a closer look at Jesus
Mary, Martha, and Lazarus had s a warm and uniquely intimate relationship with Jesus. So when Lazarus became fatally ill, his sisters, knowing how much Jesus’ loved them, banked their appeal for his help on his love. Read their story in John 11:1-43. Mary and Martha knew Jesus as a healer, teacher, Messiah, and close friend—but living… Read More
