Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
So from now on we regard no one from a worldly point of view. Though we once regarded Christ in this way, we do so no longer. Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here! All this is from God, who reconciled us to… Read More
“Don’t cry.” I hope those words do not come out of my mouth. Why? Because I believe that tears serve as a release valve, a safe way to discharge steam so the pressure doesn’t continue to build. If you are crying, it is because something needs to be expressed, released, or unshackled. It might be… Read More
Q. Why don’t kleptomaniacs understand puns even when you explain them?A. Because they alway take things literally. Q. Who tells the best chicken jokes?A. Comedi-hens Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with an Irishman?A. The cluck o’ the Irish. picture on Instagram
14-15 When Abram arrived in Egypt, the Egyptians took one look and saw that his wife was stunningly beautiful. Pharaoh’s princes raved over her to Pharaoh. She was taken to live with Pharaoh. Genesis 12:14-15, The Message “She’s was taken to live with Pharoah.” From being the matriarch, the only wife of Abram and running… Read More
“Are we there yet?” “The answer is still ‘no.’” “How much longer?” Are you imagining kids in the back seat on a road trip? The whine? The repetition? And your sigh as you fight back exasperation. Let’s change the picture a little. Jesus is in the driver’s seat of your life, but you don’t like… Read More
Q. What did the tin man say when he got run over by a steam roller?A. Curses! Foil again. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Q. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards during his performance?A. He… Read More
10-13 Then a famine came to the land. Abram went down to Egypt to live; it was a hard famine. As he drew near to Egypt, he said to his wife, Sarai, “Look. We both know that you’re a beautiful woman. When the Egyptians see you they’re going to say, ‘Aha! That’s his wife!’ and… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 