Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail? A: He had a brush with the law. Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling? A: I got you covered. Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? A: With a bowl of “Surreal” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/painterjokes.html Spring “For happiness one needs security, but joy… Read More
Do you sometimes wish you lived in a simpler time? Do you want to get out of the rat race and live as our ancestors did, gathering, growing, and hunting your own food? Do and your family want to live lives free from the distractions of today’s trials and tribulations, away from pollution and political… Read More
Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter? A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music. Q: Did you hear about the artist who died? A: Too many strokes. Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings? A: In a mooooseum. Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum? A: They… Read More
What’s stopping you? Are you waiting until you are perfect? Maybe you’re wanting to get all your ducks in a row before proceeding. Maybe you’re not confident enough to put yourself on the line? We all have excuses. As women, we spend so much time doubting our qualifications, labeling ourselves as “pretty good” or “not… Read More
Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The elf-a-bet. Q. How do bees get to school? A. On a school buzz. Q. What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk? A. Law and Odor Spring “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”… Read More
We judge the generations who lived before us based on the idealogies of our present era. Some of us romanticize and hold onto the past as we have whitewashed it in our minds. Some of us want to erase all references to the past that don’t match our present tenets. Others believe that objects or… Read More
Aging Jokes Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie “At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns The nice thing about being senile is you can hide… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 