Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Why did the cucumber call 911. A: He was in a pickle. Q: My teacher told me I would never amount to much because I procrastinate. A: I told her, “Just you wait!” Q: Why aren’t koalas actually bears? A: Because they don’t meet the koalifications. Summer Quotes “We have too many quizzes in… Read More
Q. What is brown and sticky? A: a stick I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible! A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?” Summer Quotes The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture… Read More
The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar. I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: He neverlands. Q: Why don’t cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry. Q: What do… Read More
Rover: Where do fleas go on vacation? Fido: Search me. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: The Baa-hamas Q: What did ET’s mother say to him when he got home? A: “Where on earth have you been?” Summer Thoughts “Mosquito is out, it’s the end of the day; she’s humming and hunting her… Read More
ANIMAL FUNNIES Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted. Q: Why did the fish blush? A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom. SPRING QUOTE
SPRING FUNNIES Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky? A. During Ape-ril showers! Q: Why are trees very forgiving? A. Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/springjokes.html
I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. It’s Fall!… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 