Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Acupuncture is a jab well done. http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Perfect happiness is a beautiful sunset, the giggle of a grandchild, the first snowfall. It’s the little things that make… Read More
Live Life Laughing
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ~courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Joy in looking and comprehending is nature’s most beautiful gift.” ~ Albert Einstein ~courtesy of http://www.brainyquote.com
Live Life Laughing
I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. ~These puns and your laughter courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain… To feel the freedom that comes… Read More
Ephesians 3:7-8 What’s your excuse?
What’s stopping you from doing God’s mission for you? When I read through Paul’s list of excuses, I was surprised at the similarity to mine. I had always thought of Paul as an extremely confident, know-it-all kind of guy, and here I was reading a list of his anxieties about himself–lots of excuses giving his… Read More
Ephesians 3:4-6 Come on in, ya’all!
The original non-discrimination clause. Ephesians 3:4-6 (New Living Translation) As I briefly wrote earlier, God himself revealed his mysterious plan to me. As you read what I have written, you will understand my insight into this plan regarding Christ. God did not reveal it to previous generations, but now by his Spirit he has… Read More
Let love out of the box
For you have been called to live in freedom, my brothers and sisters. But don’t use your freedom to satisfy your sinful nature. Instead, use your freedom to serve one another in love. For the whole law can be summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” Galatians 5:13 (NLT) Live in freedom—use… Read More
Ephesians 2:18-22 Together, we are His house
I believe in God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ His only begotten Son. Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into Hell and on the third He rose again and ascended… Read More
