Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
My mind is exceptionally quiet today. I’m suspicious I’m up to something I don’t want me to know about. I’m starting a business to teach math to short people.It’s called, “Making the little things count.” I’m going to need some of you readers to start getting weirder.I can’t keep pulling all the weight like this.… Read More
If a viking is reincarnated, is he Bjorn again? Just meand my support beverage. I’m having people over to stare at the phones later. You are welcome to come by. I’m giving away free samples of my attitude today.
Me and my recliner go way back. My favorite song is “Blowin’ in the Wind” byPeter, Pollen, Mary. What do you call an island completely covered by cupcakes?Desserted. Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver.
She believed she could, but it was 91 degrees outside with Iowa corn field humidity, so she didn’t. Why do fireflies’ butts glow?Because the other end would make them light-headed. Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe,but if you remove it, you get: gravy. The guy next door just bought 6… Read More
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a this-might-be-useful-some-day specialist. My ancestors navigated the ocean using the moon and stars.I’m over here miss exits with a GPS. Some days, life isn’t so much “EASY PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY.”Today is more like “STRESSY MESSY, LEMON ZESTY.” Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many… Read More
The early bird can keep the worm. I’ll take the coffee. Some days, you make the coffee. Other day, the coffee makes you. “Oh, coffee, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey, coffee. Hey, Hey, coffee!”Be honest. You didn’t read that, you sang it. My idea of a good time involves… Read More
I am almost a millionaire.I have all the zeros. Now, all I need is a one. The art book I just bought does not have a final chapter.You have to draw your own conclusion. Them: “You need to listen to your body more.”Me: “it is says, ‘You are old and you want pizza.’” What are… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 